He's lost the plot hasn't he????

Shane text me this morning to say he's taken his bank card to work with him (I was going to get groceries today with his money) and then said but it's ok I've left you $60 on the fireplace.

So I'm looking for £60, ignoring the 3 $20 notes I can see, then I realised, he actually meant $60, I thought he just text that by mistake.

What the hell can I do with $60!? We live in England! lol Stupid man!